Am I crazy?

Here is a list of our rates:

Package #1 (10-29 players)

$35 per player

1. 200 paintballs each
2. Spyder Victor II marker
3. CO2 refills all day
4. Proto Goggles
5. NXe 2 pouch harness with pods
6. Referee(s) for your own private games
7. additional players who do not need equipment are $20 each(after the first 10 are paid at $35), does not include paintballs.

Package #2 (10 -29 players)

$46 per player

1. 800 paintballs each
2. Spyder Victor II marker
3. CO2 refills all day
4. Proto Goggles
5. NXe 2 pouch harness with pods
6. Referee(s) for your own private games
7. additional players who do not need equipment are $20 each(after the first 10 are paid at$46), does not include paintballs.

Referee giving Instructions before the game

Package #3 (10 -29 players)

$50 per player

1. 1000 paintballs each
2. Spyder Victor II marker
3. CO2 refills all day
4. Proto Goggles
5. NXe 2 pouch harness with pods
6. Referee(s) for your own private games
7. additional players who do not need equipment are $20 each(after the first 10 are paid at $50), does not include paintballs.

Package #4 (20 player minimum)

$25 per player = players who do not need equipment, no paint included.

See paint purchase options below.

Package #5 (30 - 80 players)

$30 per player = 200 paintballs each and rental equipment*

$40 per player = 800 paintballs each and rental equipment*

This was an actual e-mail question today:

Hi, I have a group of 20 people or so, who are interested in coming to your field on 11/23, sunday. We were wondering about package #4, more specifically how many paintballs are included per person. Also, we have 3 players with their own equipment, would they qualify for the 20$ rate? I also have a discount card from the last time we came to play at velocity, for 10% off the private group rate. Do I need to show it before we pay, or how would we be able to get the discount?

I really need to restrain myself. Isn't this a simple reading comprehension test any 4th grader could pass?